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09 September 2009 @ 06:24 am
18 January 2007 @ 06:19 pm
Jan. 5th 2007.
Stefans going away party at wiseguys.
You'd think with how open my fucking eyes are in these pics I was high?
Nope, just really really hammered. I do that when I'm drunk.
Time to start pulling out the ol' compact before the cameras start flashing.
It was like having paparazzi around when we got up on the polls.
Stefan said I made 1 of his fantasies come true. I didn't ask what the fantasy was.
Stefans going away party at wiseguys.
You'd think with how open my fucking eyes are in these pics I was high?
Nope, just really really hammered. I do that when I'm drunk.
Time to start pulling out the ol' compact before the cameras start flashing.
It was like having paparazzi around when we got up on the polls.
Stefan said I made 1 of his fantasies come true. I didn't ask what the fantasy was.
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chipper
horny04 January 2007 @ 04:44 pm
CALVIN AND HIS SNOWMEN just to get you in the mood for winter
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crappy30 December 2006 @ 01:23 pm
| Your New Year's Resolutions |
 1) Get a pet octopus 2) Eat less brussel sprouts 3) Travel to Alaska 4) Study marine biology 5) Get in shape with belly dancing |
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?
I will definitely have to work on eating less brussel sprouts in 2007.
In the last 27 years I've had all of ZERO brussel sprouts.
Alaskan Fisherman are sexy.
Study marine biology? I once had a fish for 2 days.
Shakira Shakira.
Get a pet octopus? Not to sure on that 1, but maybe I can "pussy sit" for Carla before getting my own pet pussy?
If there was a #6 on this list it would probably say, Lose the 1 track mind and build an atomic bomb with used batteries.
That'll never happen but I could build a dangerous something with the mounds of batteries I have.
I will definitely have to work on eating less brussel sprouts in 2007.
In the last 27 years I've had all of ZERO brussel sprouts.
Alaskan Fisherman are sexy.
Study marine biology? I once had a fish for 2 days.
Shakira Shakira.
Get a pet octopus? Not to sure on that 1, but maybe I can "pussy sit" for Carla before getting my own pet pussy?
If there was a #6 on this list it would probably say, Lose the 1 track mind and build an atomic bomb with used batteries.
That'll never happen but I could build a dangerous something with the mounds of batteries I have.
29 December 2006 @ 10:17 pm
so im hammered, just got home from my cousins wedding by way of limo. yep, limo service!
possibly the most uncomfortable limo ride i've ever had. why? there was me and momma and this guy Ian.
Ian happens to be the very 1st guys dick i sucked. YA, he devirginized my sweet mouth and there i am taking a limo home with him and my mom.
WOO HOOO!!!!!!
Suddam Hussein is DEAD!!!!
I am NOT american but I am damn proud that slimy fugly fucker is dead!
Good night peeps.
Hello Savanna vibrator :)
OHHHH!!!
can't forget the BEST compliment i ever had.
apparently i look like Scarlett Johannson :)
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drunk29 December 2006 @ 09:57 am
09 December 2006 @ 04:42 pm
This was on an episode of Oprah a few weeks ago.. I was blown away.
FIRST EVER PICTURES OF ANIMALS IN THE WOMB
his foetal dumbo comes from a programme called 'Animals in the Womb', due to be shown on Channel 4 over the Christmas holidays.
The film uses a mixture of 4D ultrasound scans, specially created models and computer graphics to create these images. They are not direct images - no "tiny cameras"were inserted into the wombs of the animals in question, however this is the first time this 4D ultrasonic imaging technology has been used with animals of this size.
( Pics )
03 December 2006 @ 01:34 pm
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together .
i enjoy chating on msn maybe you could add me to msn my name there is
emily86rapid
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28 November 2006 @ 05:25 pm
Presenting Miss Camryn, the newest addition to my family.
Born Nov 26/06 weighing 6ILBS 15 OZ .
Her parents are my cousin Kayla and her husband Clark. Shes also a brand new sister for Madison, actually more like her twin born 3 1/2 years late.
Born Nov 26/06 weighing 6ILBS 15 OZ .
Her parents are my cousin Kayla and her husband Clark. Shes also a brand new sister for Madison, actually more like her twin born 3 1/2 years late.
Current Mood: cheerful
cheerful15 November 2006 @ 06:22 pm
This is a very good story.
Mother of the Year
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set
of
Triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the
Pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny
size,
They died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly
started
To decline in health, although physically she was fine. The
Veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the
tigress to fall into a
Depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could
surrogate
Another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the
depressing
News was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to
introduce to
The mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something
that
Had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother
of one
Species will take on the care of a different species. The only
orphans"
That could be found quickly, were a litter of weaned pigs. The
zoo
Keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed
the
Babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork
chops??
Take a look........ You won't believe your eyes!!
Mother of the Year
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set
of
Triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the
Pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny
size,
They died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly
started
To decline in health, although physically she was fine. The
Veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the
tigress to fall into a
Depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could
surrogate
Another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the
depressing
News was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to
introduce to
The mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something
that
Had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother
of one
Species will take on the care of a different species. The only
orphans"
That could be found quickly, were a litter of weaned pigs. The
zoo
Keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed
the
Babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork
chops??
Take a look........ You won't believe your eyes!!
Current Mood: 
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indescribable07 November 2006 @ 09:14 pm
Yolanda, I gotta an idea for a horror movie which will be based on true events.
THE MONEY MART MASSACRE!
Oh, I wanna kill those dirty sluts.
Went there to cash my GST cheque and bitch is like, we need a reference.
For what you skanky whore? I've been cashing my cheques here for years and now you wanna reference?
You have my picture on file, don't be jealous, you still need a reference?
We need a relative who doesn't live with you as a reference because you're cashing a cheque.
Cos I was really going in there to grace them with a beauty they wished they had.
I know you have issues with shitting your pants and need to wipe mommies breast milk off your chin but give me my fucking cheque back you fucking retard.
Are you sure?
Who hires these incompetent pants shitting sluts to cash peoples cheques?
Got the halloween pictures back!!!
I totally forgot about Steves Matrix pose.
Tweek looks Tweeked.
I look like a Pirate Whore.
The MCCI posee pic is awesome.
Got our Championship winning station pics too!
And the pics of you drawing on Nates sexy face.
THE MONEY MART MASSACRE!
Oh, I wanna kill those dirty sluts.
Went there to cash my GST cheque and bitch is like, we need a reference.
For what you skanky whore? I've been cashing my cheques here for years and now you wanna reference?
You have my picture on file, don't be jealous, you still need a reference?
We need a relative who doesn't live with you as a reference because you're cashing a cheque.
Cos I was really going in there to grace them with a beauty they wished they had.
I know you have issues with shitting your pants and need to wipe mommies breast milk off your chin but give me my fucking cheque back you fucking retard.
Are you sure?
Who hires these incompetent pants shitting sluts to cash peoples cheques?
Got the halloween pictures back!!!
I totally forgot about Steves Matrix pose.
Tweek looks Tweeked.
I look like a Pirate Whore.
The MCCI posee pic is awesome.
Got our Championship winning station pics too!
And the pics of you drawing on Nates sexy face.
Current Location: Fuckin Up those dirty Hoes
Current Mood: irritated
irritated07 November 2006 @ 02:36 pm
07 November 2006 @ 01:53 pm
Paris Hilton is furious that she doesn't have her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
(BANG) - Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show 'The Simple Life', has starred in a homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film 'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is a star on the famous parade.
Paris was overheard complaining that she should be the one receiving the accolade at a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star.
According to Life and Style Weekly magazine, the 25-year-old fumed: "I don't even know half these people. And most of them are dead! I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I'm one of the most famous people on earth!"
Anybody see the episode of South Park titled "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"?
I rarely watch South Park but I did catch this episode awhile back.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_Spoi
Something that has Parisite in it that I'd watch over and over.
Images from Stupid Spoiled Whore.
Urban Dictionary: Paris Hilton. Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter.
(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying
'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone
the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized.
separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.
The world's most hospitable Hilton...
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.
The Paris Hilton Sex Tape.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Vi
PROOF PARIS HAS CRABS
The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show 'The Simple Life', has starred in a homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film 'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is a star on the famous parade.
The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.
The world's most hospitable Hilton...
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.
The Paris Hilton Sex Tape.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Vi
PROOF PARIS HAS CRABS
Current Location: Stupid Spoiled Whore Store
Current Mood: mellow
mellow05 November 2006 @ 09:10 pm
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USE YOUR MOUSE TO LIFT HER TOP AND SEE HER TITTIES.
USE YOUR MOUSE TO LIFT HER TOP AND SEE HER TITTIES.
04 November 2006 @ 08:11 pm
Current Mood: 
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shocked03 November 2006 @ 11:48 pm
Is age really nothing but a number?
My goal in life is to be a trophy wife but can I still be a trophy wife if my husband is.. say, 8 years younger?
I'm 27, but I don't look anywhere near 27, or act for that matter, or care that I don't act 27.
Most people think I'm 21. Nobody even bothers to ask my age, well, unless I'm buying smokes or liquor.
I'm really not bothered by the fact I look so young, what I am slightly torn over is that the most gorgeous guy I've ever met is that much younger than me.
He does look a little bit older then he is, so its not like people would ask questions if they saw us together.
People, as in 1s we don't know.
I know he feels me too.
Theres definitely a vibe in the air.
And theres another downside to this.. he has a girlfriend.
They haven't been in a long relationship, a few months only.
I do like to hear about her though.
He says shes a big flirt and likes to party hard with hockey players.
She flaunts it by calling his cell while hes at work and shes getting trashed with them.
From the sounds of it shes an attention whore. Probably out for more than just attention.
We were talking about cheating the other day.
He's completely against it but when I asked if he's ever been cheated on, he just looked down and didn't say anything..... Did you notice that YoYo?
Which makes both of us think that shes cheated on him. We need to introduce her to Ken.
Attention whores will do that.
I'm sure she idolizes Parisite HoTown.
I have my cousins wedding coming up next month and been thinking about bringing a date.
He's 1 out of 3 possibilities.
My goal in life is to be a trophy wife but can I still be a trophy wife if my husband is.. say, 8 years younger?
I'm 27, but I don't look anywhere near 27, or act for that matter, or care that I don't act 27.
Most people think I'm 21. Nobody even bothers to ask my age, well, unless I'm buying smokes or liquor.
I'm really not bothered by the fact I look so young, what I am slightly torn over is that the most gorgeous guy I've ever met is that much younger than me.
He does look a little bit older then he is, so its not like people would ask questions if they saw us together.
People, as in 1s we don't know.
I know he feels me too.
Theres definitely a vibe in the air.
And theres another downside to this.. he has a girlfriend.
They haven't been in a long relationship, a few months only.
I do like to hear about her though.
He says shes a big flirt and likes to party hard with hockey players.
She flaunts it by calling his cell while hes at work and shes getting trashed with them.
From the sounds of it shes an attention whore. Probably out for more than just attention.
We were talking about cheating the other day.
He's completely against it but when I asked if he's ever been cheated on, he just looked down and didn't say anything..... Did you notice that YoYo?
Which makes both of us think that shes cheated on him. We need to introduce her to Ken.
Attention whores will do that.
I'm sure she idolizes Parisite HoTown.
I have my cousins wedding coming up next month and been thinking about bringing a date.
He's 1 out of 3 possibilities.
Current Location: Resting In My Den
Current Mood: indescribable
indescribableCurrent Music: The Lion Sleeps Tonight